A lavandaria da residência está um caos desde que chegámos da Turquia: as máquinas de lavar e secar sempre ocupadas, os estendais a abarrotar e os cestos da roupa que desapareceram...
Hoje, o Krzysztof revoltou-se e enviou um mail geral a pedir a toda a gente para devolver os cestos da roupa desaparecidos.
Seguiu-se um chorrilho de RE's de apoio e a coisa desenvolveu-se até atingir um nível de maior profundidade: "is it really necessary to use the washing machine's full cycle (about 40 minutes duration, about 90 -NINETY- LITERS OF WATER needed) only for washing two blue jeans and one t-shirt, or one pant + a pair of socks (as i have already seen more than once)?"
De facto, não é preciso ser do Greenpeace, mas apenas ter bom senso...
Como a boa disposição nunca falha por estes lados, claro que o Luís tinha de dar um ar da sua graça, numa resposta que me arrancou umas valentes gargalhadas!
"Laundry-basket mafia:
We know that you collaborate with free masons and David the gnome against the college public interest. We also know that you are among those who provoke water shortages each morning in order to promote bad smell in the college and listen to the spice girls late in the night for the higher glory of flower power and that these actions are part of a plan to transform the college in a hippy community. We also know that some of you are members of Bruno Castro fanclub, someone known a dangerous hippy postmodern activist and presumably the leader of your organization. We know everything about you. A citizen brigade has been formed to hunt you. We are armed and dangerous. We know who you are and if you don't give the laundry boxes back in 24 hours we will publish shameful information about your sexual life which will destroy your reputation. This is an ultimatum.
Be a good citizen, kick a laundry basket robber.
Anti-laundry-basket-hippymafia Committee,
Natolin section"
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